一 : 谜语:皇家姐妹(打一电影名)
谜面 | 皇家姐妹 |
谜语类型 | 打一电影名 |
谜底 | 两个孤女 |
二 : 打工姐妹花第一季(MP3+中英字幕) 第15期:下班后的闲聊(1)
Hot food from a hot man.
猛男主厨 美味出炉
Max a woman in my section wants to know
麦克斯 我那区有个女人问
if we do anything gluten free.
咱们有没有无谷蛋白的食物
What do I tell her?
怎么回答
Tell her she's not allergic to gluten
跟她说 别假装对谷蛋白过敏
she's just masking an eating disorder.
来掩饰自己的饮食失调症
Look alive people.
各位 打起精神
Club sandwich burger medium
总汇三明治 汉堡配中薯
and a shrimp salad for the gamblin' man.
以及给赌鬼的鲜虾沙拉
I asked for salt and pepper.
我要的盐和胡椒呢
I wanted mayonnaise and mustard.
我的蛋黄酱和芥末酱呢
You forgot my diet soda.
你忘了我的无糖汽水
I'm sorry I'll be right back with
抱歉 马上给您拿...
Oh what?
瞧 这是啥
Never doubt me.
姐是有两把刷子的
Here's my last check Earl.
最后一张单了 厄尔
Look here Max.
瞧 麦克斯
That lady just slipped me her number.
那女的刚塞了她电话号码给我
Like i need another menopausal white woman
老子难道还缺另一个绝经白师奶
scratchin' at my window like a cat in heat.
像猫发情挠窗一样地对我发情吗
God I love money.
天啊 我爱死钱了
I know I'm so sorry it broke up with you.
我懂 真遗憾钱不爱你了
Look! This week's new Ipad just came out.
瞧 这周Ipad2上市了
Spread the words.
赶紧去广而搞之吧
Word.
是"告"啊
I saw that on the wire.
我是从电线杆上的广告学的
Max three weeks in a row
麦克斯 都三周了
you have not yet accepted my request to be a Facebook friend.
你还没接受我脸书的加好友请求
Max? I am talking to you.
麦克斯 我跟你说话呢
I didn't hear you I have my earbuds in.
戴着耳机呢 听不见
What are these?
那这是什么
Okay you had to bust a move and get "the truth" on my ass?
不到黄河心不死 不见棺材不掉泪吗
Fine let's go there.
好吧 那我就送你一程
Han I'm never gonna be your Facebook friend.
憨 我永远都不会加你为好友的
Hard to hear.
万箭穿心啊
Well I accepted you Han.
没关系 我加了你 憨
Yes thank you. You make my heart sing.
谢谢 你让我心花怒放
Hurts me still.
血还吧嗒吧嗒流呢
三 : 打工姐妹花第一季(MP3+中英字幕) 第61期:辣妹甜心
First of all, welcome to Spice and Sugar.
首先,欢迎来到"辣妹甜心"
We did a little twist on the traditional sugar and spice
我们改动了大家常说的"又甜又辣"
putting spice first because...
把辣放在前面是因为...
We're Italian.
我们是意大利人
And we always got the spice up front
我们的热辣丰胸在前
and a little in the rear.
甜美小翘臀在后
Holla!
完胜
Now are you embarrassed you ever said holla?
觉得自己说过"完胜"这个词很丢人了吧
My name is Stephanie, and this is my cousin Serena,
我叫斯蒂芬妮,这位是我的表姐赛琳娜
and this bakery has been in our family for years
这家蛋糕店是我们家族传承下来的
and then we took it over and made it...
经我们接手后,把生意做得
Hot.
很火爆
All right, let's go around and introduce ourselves
好了,大家先来自我介绍吧
and tell us why you came tonight.
说说你们来这儿上课的原因
Let's start with the cute guys.
先从帅哥开始
Always!
必须的
I'm Steve,
我叫斯蒂夫
I thought this would be a fun idea for my bachelor party.
我觉得单身派对有自制小蛋糕应该不错
I'm getting married to Michael...right there.
我要和迈克结婚了,就是我身旁这位
So cute. God bless!
真有爱,上帝佑佑
And I'm Michael.
我是迈克
I'm Michael as well. Michael.
我也叫迈克耶 我也是
Oh...So many Michaels.
好多迈克哦
And you are?
那你叫...
Michael.
迈克
No, I'm Max.
没啦,我叫麦克斯
Oh, she's funny. So cute, God bless!
她真幽默,太可爱了,上帝佑佑
And I'm Caroline. I'm Max's partner.
我叫卡洛琳,和麦克斯是搭档
Oh, so many gays tonight. I know.
今晚好多同性恋哦 就是
No, I'm her business partner.
不,是生意上的搭档
We actually have our own cupcake business over in Williamsburg,
其实我们在威廉斯堡有自己的小蛋糕店
and I must say, we're doing very well.
我必须说,我们的生意还不错
Max is the baker and I'm the business head
麦克斯是糕点师,我是生意负责人
and we're here tonight to increase our skill level
今晚来这儿是为了提高我们的手艺
and take our business up to a level that's...
好让我们的生意更上一层楼
Hot as well.
好跟你们一样火爆哟
If you're gonna talk that much,
要是你再废话连篇的话
no one will have time to learn anything.
其他人就没时间学习了
I know, right?
有道理呀,对吧
So, uh, where's your shop?
你们的店开在哪里呢
Well, right now, we're just working out of our apartment.
目前只是在自己公寓里做
So no shop. Oh, that's sweet.
所以还没店面 也不错嘛
Cute. Yeah, good luck, God bless.
还行嘛 是呀,祝你们好运,上帝佑佑
Can you say jealous?
是嫉妒还是咋地
All right, let's start simple with a pretty little icing flower.
好吧,咱们先从简单的糖霜裱花开始
Everybody pick up your piping bags,
大家拿起挤花袋
and with a straight-edge tip--
有"直"边锥形尖头那个
But you guys can use your gay-edge tip.
你们用"弯"边锥形尖头也行
All right, everybody watch Stephanie.
好了,大家注意看斯蒂芬妮
You're gonna take the nail head
你们得用尖头
and you're gonna make a little "U"
做一个小小的"U"出来
so that you get little petals.
这样花瓣就做出来了
And we'll do this five times.
如此重复五次
And then, you have a pretty little five-petal flower.
就能做出一朵五瓣的花了
Simple. So cute. How fun!
多简单 多有爱,真好玩
No, no. You gotta start by making a "U".
不,不,你得先从"U"做起
I did. That's a "U".
我做了,这是一个"U"
Serena, is that a "U"?
赛琳娜,这是"U"吗
Not a "U".
不是
Fine, I'll start over.
好吧,我重做一个
That was a "U".
那就是"U"
And what, just because I don't have a quote-unquote shop
就因为我没有一家正儿八经的店面
I don't know a "U"?
我就不知道"U"长什么样吗
What's with the attitude?
她们这是什么态度呀
All right, let's leave.
好吧,那我们走吧
Next time the gays giggle, we'll just slide out.
等那群基佬再娘笑,我们立刻脚底抹油
No, we're here to learn.
不行,我们是来学习的
That looks good.
做得挺不错啊
I suck. I'm starting over.
烂死了,我要重做
Max, why'd you do that? It was good.
麦克斯,你干嘛啊,真的不错呀
Not good enough.
不够好
You two not done yet?
你们俩做完没有
You have to master the little flower,
你们必须先练熟做小花
or when we move on to roses you'll be screwed.
不然之后教做玫瑰时,你们就死定了
Right, cuz? Oh, totally screwed.
对吧,表姐,当然是死定了
Screwed and not in the good way.
而且还会死得惨兮兮呢
Do you think we can convince them
你说我们有没办法
that slapping each other's face is the new high five?
拐她们相信最新的击掌方式是互扇耳光呢
四 : 谜语:粉妆玉琢新世界,傲霜斗雪花自开,岁寒为报春来早,姐妹亲朋喜开怀。(打一植物)
谜面 | 粉妆玉琢新世界,傲霜斗雪花自开,岁寒为报春来早,姐妹亲朋喜开怀。 |
谜语类型 | 打一植物 |
谜底 | 梅花 |
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