一 : 秋农

风雨旱涝

是老天爷的脸色

看着吧

习惯了

就不在折磨

只要耕耘在( 文章阅读网：www.61k.com )

自己的土地上

有播种

就有希望

有收获

就有欢乐

**

漆黑的秋夜

是难耐的寂寞

坚持吧

习惯了

宁静，也是一种生活

只要有一个小屋

一团炉火

就会忘却

外面冰凉的世界

**

幸福

或许，对你并不亲切

但，它是

敞开胸怀的

包括忘了一切

当然包括

忘了世俗的应酬

与烦恼的生活

只要有

一点点兴趣与信仰

排解着

人生如梦的感觉

2015年10月6日

二 : 英语谜语 (十五)

141

Who is he that runs without a leg

With his house on his back?

142

What is it that has four legs

And one back,

Yet can't walk?

143

I come out of the earth,

I am sold in the market.

He who buys me cuts my tail,

Takes off my suit of silk,

And weeps beside me when I am dead.

144

What has teeth

And can't bite?

145

My first letter is twice in apple

But not once in tart.

My second is in liver

But not in heart.

My third is in giant

And also in ghost.

Whole I'm best when t am roast.

146

Four fingers and a thumb,

Yet flesh and blood I have none.

147

Long pole, bushy tail.

What is it?

148

Look in my face, I am somebody;

Look in my back, I am nobody.

149

The beginning of eternity,

The end of time and space;

The beginning of every end,

And the end of every place.

150

As black as ink and is not ink,

As white as milk and is not milk,

As soft as silk and is not silk,

And is a thief but does not know it.

KEYS:

 141. snail 142. chair 143. onion 144. comb 145. pig 146. gloves 147. broom 148. mirror 149. Letter E 150. magpie

三 : 英语谜语 (二十五)

241

Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?

A: His horse's name is Tuesday.

242

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)

243

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?

A: The doctor was his mother.

244

Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?

A: Because he/she was going to high school!

245

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!

246

Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?

A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.

247

Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?

A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.

248

Q: What do you call a bear without an "ear"?

A: BBBBBBB

249

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?

A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

250

A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?

B: 4 or 5

A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.

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